Blinx 2: Masters of Time and Space

The last Blinx Game was considerd too hard and now this one is considered too easy. Now If Artoon can just have an option to shut off the help then they might be in business. I have yet to play the game but I was really excited to see a sequel to one of the most imaginative and clever platformers around. I still am interested so I will rent it before I think of buying it. I loved Ty the tasmainian tiger if that helps people understand my mind set.

Dude, that makes it, like, totally the perfect Xbox game.

Now I'm confused.

This was my FAVORITE computer video game. I was just so danged good at it.

I used to sit in the Oval Office until way after bed time playing it on my solid platinum diamond encrusted Xbox, that was a personal present from Bilbo Goats. The one that came with the card that said "Thanks for calling off the supreme court, here's to no more of this -anti-trust nonsense. Now if you could just stop schools buying Macs, you can have the negatives back."

Every time I ran into a problem in Blinks Too, somehow the solution would just come to me. I'd hear a voice in my head that just sort of made the answer clear to me. This didn't surprise me at all, because I hear voices in my head often, usually saying things like "Bomb some towel-heads" or "Make some poor people unemployed and move their jobs to somewhere that you might want to bomb later". Sure the voices in Blinks Two sounded different, but they were basically the same... compelling me to do things I'd be far too stupid to do on my own.

Now it turns out that it was the game manipulating me. This is a hideous erosion of my personal liberties, and it annoys me. Rich people should NOT be told what to do by anyone. It annoys me nearly as much as when I'm boning Mrs Bush and I hear a voice in my ear, and it turns out to be Dick Cheney giving me instruction in love. Get off my hairy ass Dick, and find your own Bush to slip into.