Topic started: Thu, 29 Jan 2009 11:34
DoctorDee
Joined 3 Sep 1999
2130 comments
Thu, 29 Jan 2009 11:34
Beckinsale - get real! After her performance in those vampire movies, she should be forced to wear tight leather at all times, but to only face away from the camera and NEVER EVER say anything.

Cordelia Bugeja!?!??!

Is she the only other dark haired, slightly large breasted English actress under 35 we could muster?

C'mon guys... we can do better, surely!
config
Joined 3 Sep 1999
2087 comments
Thu, 29 Jan 2009 12:54
Michelle Ryan - that bird out of Jackal and the recent (doomed) remake of Bionic Woman (and Eastenders original, no?). Fit, curvy, dark hair, not dissimilar looks to Lara and, er, English.

Let's also not forget Rhona Mitra, one of the original Croft meat puppets and the most alike, IMO. Suitably pneumatic, athletic and English. Acting ability... who cares, it's a fecking adventure.
DoctorDee
Joined 3 Sep 1999
2130 comments
Thu, 29 Jan 2009 13:09
config wrote:
Let's also not forget Rhona Mitra

Rhona was incredibly adequate in that recent(ish) walled Scotland romp she was in, waht was it called, Doomsday or some such tosh.

Although I'm no fan of huge plastic titties, she gets my vote!

badboy
Anonymous
Thu, 29 Jan 2009 23:36
Megan fox all the way no doubt
david32
Anonymous
Thu, 29 Jan 2009 23:38
of course megan fox. she is sexy,hot and young
thejoker
Anonymous
Thu, 29 Jan 2009 23:42
Megan Fox
she has one of the prettiest faces in Hollywood... her blue eyes could go right through you. She also has an incredible complexion and curves that drive men wild
DoctorDee
Joined 3 Sep 1999
2130 comments
Fri, 30 Jan 2009 02:33
david32 wrote:
of course megan fox. she is sexy,hot and young

Sexy: Check
Hot: erm, isn't that the same thing?
Young: Check.
Bland: Check.
American: Check.

Lara is English. They f**ked it up by getting a yank to play her before, they don't have to make the same mistake again.

OptimusP
Joined 13 Apr 2005
1174 comments
Fri, 30 Jan 2009 09:13
How about Keira Knightley with some appropiate stuffing?
She's sey, sophisticated in a very british way and reasonable fit.
pavel
Anonymous
Fri, 30 Jan 2009 09:31
thejoker wrote:
Megan Fox
she has one of the prettiest faces in Hollywood... her blue eyes could go right through you. She also has an incredible complexion and curves that drive men wild


and lara has *brown* eyes is *english* and look nuthin like fox
alexh2o
Joined 19 Dec 2005
190 comments
Fri, 30 Jan 2009 15:00
Lena Headley would be perfect I think... (aka Sarah Connor)

True shes not 'young' but I dont think Lara need be. Other than that shes got the looks and is English!
tyrion
Joined 14 Oct 1999
1786 comments
Fri, 30 Jan 2009 15:04
DoctorDee wrote:
Cordelia Bugeja!?!??!

I may be branded sexist or worse "conventional", but I don't think anybody should be considered to play Lara if they don't have an entry on Chickipedia!

Angelina Jolie - check
Megan Fox - check
Kate Beckinsale - check
Summer Glau - check
Rhona Mitra - check
Michelle Ryan - check
Karima Adebibe - check
Cordelia Bugeja - don't call us, we'll call you

Even Lara herself has an entry! Come on, Cordelia! Keep up!
DoctorDee
Joined 3 Sep 1999
2130 comments
Fri, 30 Jan 2009 22:36
tyrion wrote:
I may be branded sexist or worse "conventional"

I do not think you are sexy, nor that you should have to live in a convent. But I do not think that failing to have an entry on a lowest-common-denominator wiki site should be held against anyone. In fact, on reflection, I think the opposite. Chikipedia is populated by Front readers. The girls who get listed on their are... well, a little bit common.

YenRug
Joined 2 Jul 2004
350 comments
Tue, 3 Feb 2009 16:13
I still remember, when they first started talking about casting for the original Tomb Raider film, that I thought Jennifer Connelly should be in the running, too.

For suitable evidence:

http://www.sideboob.org/index.php/c15/c28/

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